lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via johnathanocallaghan)

the-chandelier-swing:

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(via tearthatcherryout)

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

(via woah-youre-naked-bitch)

"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."
Lea Seydoux talking about American films (via l-eer)

(Source: tvshows-who-knows, via the-captain-is-out-to-lunch)

"Eat me, Sebastian! It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in… or are you out?" - Cruel Intentions (1999)

(Source: mashamorevna, via tearthatcherryout)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via woah-youre-naked-bitch)

therealleaah:

I wish my 16 or 17 year old daughter would try & walk out the house like this she would never see outside again
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